Flowchart Frenzy: Time Travel Prophets of Doom

Consult the Oracle of Time to navigate the treacherous waters of temporal flux!

Prophets of Doom: Time Travel Edition

Use our expertly crafted flowchart to predict the exact moment your ancestors will inevitably disappoint you in the year 3000.

Or, you know, just to get a rough idea of when to schedule your time-traveling dinner party.

Choose your preferred time-traveling scenario:

Predestination Paradox: Where your choices don't matter Time Traveling Tacos: A recipe for temporal catastrophe Grandfather Clause Conundrum: The ultimate paradox of family ties Novikov Self-Consistency Principle: Where consistency is key (but not really)